he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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