who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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