By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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