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omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
These tits shall not be calmed
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