i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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