So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
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