if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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