He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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