Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
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