she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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