Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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