Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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