I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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