Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Acid is not a monday night drug
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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