So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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