Soap is not a condiment
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Randomize
