Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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