He uses pillows to masturbate.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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