I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
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