I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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