At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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