We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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