Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
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