Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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