i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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