Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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