Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
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