Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
Randomize
