I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
We don't watch enough power rangers
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Randomize
