To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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