we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
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