we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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