everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
NoShamevember. You game?
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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