Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
Randomize
