So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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