Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
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