Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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