there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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