Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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