Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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