how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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