Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Randomize
