Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
The struggles of a small town man whore
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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