i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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