Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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