We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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