Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Can't talk, ducks in the car
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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