I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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