i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
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