I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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