i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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