: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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