so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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